Interesting things to know about
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My
Starsign: |
Virgo
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My
Favourite posters on NN are: |
WhaleEars, Peabody, TwoSalami, Mogwai2014, AltonJohn, AngroNubian & the Various Goats, MudGutz2, Boxerpants, Glenda the Genda Benda. LilTrigga, DebsDick, SouthernSmella, ChickinKiev, StinkyPinky2, BoilBum, BritishBullshit, Catheter of Arrogance, Petunioideae, Stinkfinger, AmericanBeinaBwittons, 2members4skins, Reddickroy, Buttercup
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Interests I have are: |
Religion, Golf |
Other
Interests I have are: |
Domesticating Lettuce, Re-housing Orphaned Shopping Carts, Creative Spoon Bending, Recycling tea bags!, not Golf!!, Intero-cranial mucous extraction, Building life size sculptures from said intero cranial mucous, Entomophagy, Mucophagy, Geophagy, Collecting Intestinal Werms, Scratching my poodot [see previous].Sniffin ma finga [see previous]. |
I
am also up for: |
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I
have been a Member of NN since: |
20-Jul-07, and I am a premium member
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Chinese |
Body Type: | Slim |
Body Shape: | Hourglass |
Height: | 8' 1" (246cm) |
Weight: | 2014lbs (143st 12lbs) (913.5kg) |
Eye Colour: | Black |
Hair Colour: | Blonde |
Best Feature: | Ears |
Pubic Hair: | Natural |
Tatoos: | All over |
Piercings: | None, Lip, Clit, Ears, Tongue, Pussy, Eyebrow, Nipples, Cock, Nose, Navel, Other |
Penis Length: | 19" (48.3cm) |
Penis Girth: | 9" (22.9cm) |
Circumcised: | No |
Breasts: | Reduced |
Bra Cup Size: | JJ |
Bust: | 98" (249cm) |
Waist: | 33" (84cm) |
Hips: | 72" (183cm) |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | School |
Employment Status: | Homemaker |
Industry: | Legal Services |
Job Role: | Executive |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | Like Chimney |
Drinking: | Alcoholic |
Food Preference: | Vegan |
Religion: | Evangelist |
Sense of Humour: | None |
Social Behaviour: | Shy |
Personality: | Joker |
Libido: | Non Existant |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | certainly wasn't a golf course, could have bean though ? you will never know ~(: do they have big rocks on golf courses? well it was behind that rock? or was it the 19th hole?. |
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Spoken Languages: |
Finnish, Mandarin, French, Norwegian, Cantonese, German, Swedish, Japanese, Spanish, Portuguese, Korean, Italian, Turkish, Arabic, Greek, Polish, Urdu, Dutch, Welsh, Other
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My Favourites: |
Movie: | Attack of da Killer Tomatoes.. |
Actor/Actress: | the lady with the big boobs in the jam commercial! |
Book: | The Bible. |
Author: | God. |
Song: | Tree blind mice. |
Band: | Rubber. |
TV Show: | So let's do it like they do on the DiscoveryChanel |
Sport: | Golf. |
Drink: | Hot Bucket a 'Orse Pish with the froth blown off |
Food: | Spare Ribs :)). |
Pastime: | picking ma nose. |
Thing: | yep, spot on "Thing" from Adams family :). |
Sex Position: | The Reclining Octopus. The Rampaging Rhino. |
Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| Elvira. |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | Extracting Boogers and scratching my poodot. Sniffin ma finga. |
What makes me sad: | Ear Werms. Intestinal Werms. Poodot Werms. Global Werms. |
What makes me mad: | Anyone 5' 6'' to 5' 8'' tall. |
My bad habits: | Booger extraction whilst waiting a red light. :D Pick it. Lick it . Roll it. Flick it. :P |
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My Final Thought: |
If I ran NN... I wood delete Fucking FRAUDs !! an photoshopped Verifications from Fucking Frauds :D an boot habitual compulsive frauds upda arse till they nose bleeds !!!
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